Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Creepy things that happen when you sleep

Um.

So this is supposed to be very dreamy-swoony but A) if I woke up and there were strings all around me and over me I would have a serious panic attack, and B) the blood-colored spider web of words at the end looks more like a death threat than some romantic marriage proposal.

But maybe that's just me?


Also? The concept is called Love injections? Really?

(found via The Hairpin)

5 comments:

  1. Dude WORD on all of this. Every bit of this is creepy, even that writing-obsessed bedspread. If I want to look at a Word file, I'll look at a Word file. Crazzzzy.

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  2. I know, right? I already have enough sleep-murdering anxiety about writing, the last thing I need is to have some taunting reminder literally blanketing me every evening. The bed is a safe space, dammit!

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  3. Also, if she can afford an apartment like that she can afford her own pajamas, amiright?

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  4. Oh man, the wheels are a-turnin'!!

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  5. The other thing about this is that it reminded me so much of myself, like when I wake up in the morning and my eyes don't have eye crud all over them and my mouth isn't glistening with drool. I just casually lift the duvet up towards my nose to indicate how pleased and excited I am to start the next day's adventure. Then I lovingly tread on my well-lotioned feet towards the giant spider web of death that has been constructed for me, and the ransom note of spider marriage that I peruse, and, with a gleam in my eye, silently accept.

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